Wonder Woman was created by Dr William Moulton Marston in
1941 and is the © copyright trademark of DC Comics. My Wonder Woman stories
are only fan fiction and based, primarily, on the 1970s CBS TV show (albeit, updated
to the present time of writing). However, any resources from adaptations
and the comics may be utilised. All characters are entirely fictional. With the exception of Diana / Wonder
Woman and Steve Trevor, the story and characters are my own creation, unless otherwise
stated. In my stories there are no other superheroes in the world, except for
Wonder Woman.
3.
Meet Harry Charmers
Wonder
Woman leaped upon the roof of The Jamaican Inn. Seconds later, Shandy Reynolds
emerged in the courtyard, below. Crouching behind the building’s bricked
chimney stack, she watched Inspector Cummings dashing across the road into the
pub. Two squad cars were outside with their lights and sirens blazing. Diana
thought it best to use Wonder Woman discreetly, in London, and not draw unnecessary
attention to her presence there; so she patiently waited for all onlookers to pass,
before ascending into the air.
By
this time, Ochieng James had flagged a passing cab on Camden High Street,
outwitting the hapless detectives following behind by foot. None of this
bothered Diana, witnessing events from her aerial view, like an eagle stalking
her prey.
James
exited the taxi outside an apartment block in Millwall, near the Thames.
Hovering in the sky, above, Wonder Woman had already deduced he was visiting Fadhila
Zuma’s home on the third floor. Taking an educated guess, she landed on one of the
balconies, overlooking a canal. The balcony door was slightly ajar. The window view
was relatively secluded by hanging clothes. Diana was lucky to be able to take
cover behind drying towels on the line. She peered into the window to see a
tall, slender, mixed race girl with long braided hair speaking to Ochieng in the
lounge. Their conversation would have been mainly inaudible to an ordinary human, but
was easily overheard by Wonder Woman.
“Fuck, man! Fadhila, I tell ya, some bad shit’z
happening!” yelled James.
Fadhila clenched his bulky arm, “What do you
mean?”
Ochieng looked at her, ambivalently. “That bad
smack iz gonna send uz down, babe. An American agent tried to buy that shit
from me earlier. She knew the code, man. She knew your name. You know tis bitch,
Diana Prince?”
“Never
heard of her, man, but if she is an American agent, we’ve got big trouble.”
“I should have sorted Charmers out when we
knew it was shot.”
Zipping up the back of her figure-hugging, black
strapped summer dress, Fadhila fiercely disagreed, “Don’t be stupid, man. Owen
would never let you mess-up Harry.”
“Hey, man, you think I’m scared of that little-"
He didn’t finish his sentence. James grasped Fadhila Zuma’s wrist.
“You not even surprised, are you?” he said, “You know why the Americans are investigating our stash.”
He didn’t finish his sentence. James grasped Fadhila Zuma’s wrist.
“You not even surprised, are you?” he said, “You know why the Americans are investigating our stash.”
Zuma pulled her arm away, “Of course, I know,
fool! While you’re living it large on the town, in the gym - or another honey’s
bed - I’ve been keeping my eye on business. Harry shipped the same dope out
there.”
“I knew it, man! I knew it!”
“Stay calm, stay here and chill, man. I’m
going to work. I’m going to speak to Harry,” told Fadhila on her departure.
As Ochieng stood in thought, he subconsciously
registered the perfect curvature of Wonder Woman’s left buttock in her star-spangled
shorts, transitorily, exposed behind the towels flapping in the wind. When he
looked again, she was gone.
“Good grief, Diana, there you are!” exclaimed
Inspector Cummings, as she strolled into his office. “We’ve been worried sick
about you. I’ve just come off the phone from giving your own Steve Trevor a
full description of what you were wearing the last time we laid eyes on you –
nice fellow, by the way – values the finer details, like my good self.”
“Sorry to have worried you, Inspector, but
I’ve been following a lead – oh, and then I got changed,” Diana causally
explained.
The Inspector nodded with regret that Diana
was now formally dressed in a soft pink summer shirt and trousers. “Yes, I can
see that. I also see you loused our operation up. From now on, you will act as an
observer only, in this city.”
Completely dismissing Cummings’ perceived
authority, Diana interjected, “Inspector, Ochieng James isn’t important. He should
be arrested for dealing. It’s those big fish in the supply chain we need to
catch. A month ago, you raided Harry Charmers nightclub, but found no supplies.
I think I’ll visit his establishment, myself, tonight.”
“Err, I wouldn’t, Miss Prince,” said Cummings,
miserably, “It’s a very seedy little strip joint, run for Charmers by a nasty
little hooligan, called Ricky Owen. If they somehow identify you - well, we may never
see you again. You must be tired. What I suggest you do is go back to your
hotel, get some rest, and we’ll start afresh in the morning.”
Paused for thought, Diana smiled, “You know,
Inspector, you may just have persuaded me.”
Cummings clenched his favoured smile, “Good,
good. There you have it, you see, that’s the power of reason from a sharp mind,
such as mine.”
Diana rolled her eyes on her way out, muttering,
“he never even asked me what my lead was.”
Soho has what people like: there’s vibrancy
and diversity, glamour and debauchery, adventure and - sometimes - danger too.
The closeness of the day had left the evening atmosphere an intense cauldron of all
those things. Charmers’ Nightclub was situated on Walkers Court; an address it shared
with other adult entertainment venues; some of which had acquired world famous
reputations for what happens beyond the payment booth.
“Opening in five, Harry,” informed Ricky Owen.
“Fadhila has a new girl to audition for you.”
Big Harry Charmers sat propped up on the bar,
blowing large puffs of smoke from his cigar, “I don’t recall saying I was
auditioning tonight?” Charmers said in his low slumbering style, “But I can
never have enough dancers. Tell Fadhila to get her on stage now, if she wants a
crack at working here.”
Fadhila Zuma briefly appeared on the pole dancing
stage, “Now, dear Mr Charmers, for your eyes only, I introduce to you, Jaime Sommers...”
From behind the curtains, a beautiful lady
emerged wearing a gold tiara, shrouded in a patriotic cape of red, white and
blue stars.
Charmers raised his hands in the air.
“Alright, darling, I can’t see much of you like that. And don’t waste much time
showing me what you’ve got, as we’re about to open.”
“I promise you, I won’t,” said Wonder Woman,
untying the cape from around her divine neck and dropping it to the stage.
The cigar lopped out of Charmers’ mouth, as he
gorged his eyes on the hourglass figure enfolded in her majestic red bustier and
blue star-spangled hot-pants. Wonder Woman’s golden enhancements – her belt,
lasso, bracelets and tiara – glistened against the lights of the club;
enchanting mystical treasures dazzling the audience.
With her hands laid on her hips, Wonder Woman
turned to the pole. “I hope you enjoy the performance.”
She grasped the pole with both hands and began to shudder it, “You know, Harry, I think this pole is loose.”
She grasped the pole with both hands and began to shudder it, “You know, Harry, I think this pole is loose.”
Plaster fell from the ceiling as Wonder Woman
ripped the pole from its fittings. Swinging it round, she hurled the chrome
tube at Charmers; collapsing the stool from beneath him. The portly man landed
heavily on his back. Wonder Woman casually dropped off the stage and walked
towards the bar.
Still in shock, Ricky Owen grabbed his trusty
baseball bat and swung it, menacingly, in the air. “Get her!” he roared.
One man leaped over the bar, only to be horizontally
lifted by Wonder Woman, and, effortlessly, thrown back to where he came from.
Not the tallest of men, Owen attempted to swerve the bat at her waist, but Diana
managed to catch it in time. She tore the weapon out of his hands and shoved it
into his gut, curling him back onto a lounge sofa.
Terrified at what he saw, Charmers clambered
up on to his feet. “Henry, Gavin,” he called. A robust looking bouncer appeared
from the entrance.
“Gavin, stop her! Don’t let her get me,” shrieked Charmers, clinging to the wall.
“Gavin, stop her! Don’t let her get me,” shrieked Charmers, clinging to the wall.
All too confidently, Gavin went to hold Wonder
Woman. His face was awash with shock when she easily lifted and slid him down
the length of the bar. As she did so, two huge hands clasped together around
her waist.
“Argh,” Wonder Woman yelped, as her feet temporarily left the ground against her will.
“Argh,” Wonder Woman yelped, as her feet temporarily left the ground against her will.
The giant of a man, known as Henry, savagely
squeezed her torso. Like with the most torturous of girdles, Diana’s cleavage
ballooned as a tremendous pressure was applied. Laying her hands respectively on
his, Wonder Woman was able to slowly prise his suffocating grip apart, and
return herself to terra firma. Taking a quick sidestep back, she high kicked
the giant in the chest, sending the 20 stone brute hurtling along the floor to
the back of the club.
While Wonder Woman was preoccupied, Owen had recovered
enough to usher Harry Charmers into his Roller outside. After searching the
building, Wonder Woman peacefully retied her cape and left through a fire
escape; nobody tried to stop her.
BOO BOO HE GOT AWAY!!
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